Posted on Thursday, June 2 @ 15: 32: 00 Eastern of danielrbischoff
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I don't need to tell you that all these exploits, ne' he do-welling and general action attacking the body odor your favorite characters have. This list is an attempt to avoid the following characters in the real world. Believe me, you will smell they come.

5. Niko Bellic (Grand Theft Auto IV)
Without a doubt, Niko Bellic stinks. He comes from God white what Eastern European country fresh off the boat and he is anything but fresh. Wheel wedge to a Liberty City minute (a 30 hours of play) and Niko could easily send all of these women, that you run your phone got buzz. I dont care if you wear this beautiful new suit of Perseus. Niko could look good, but there is no way that this guy is anything as nasty smell.

4. CHölle (Portal and Portal 2)
Women are not to breaks on this either to catch. CHölle maybe the heroine in a futuristic lab wear robot can not they smell, but it's a good thing you can not smell either Portalphysics defying protagonist. If the original PortalCHölle wakes up, have we no idea where has been. Think not everything, which runs around, jump, and almost as a cake would have baked a girl stinky? Never mind that she has laying in bed for hundreds of years to the beginning of Portal 2.

3. Ezio auditore da Firenze (Assassin's creed II, Assassin's creed: brotherhood)
Sure, Ezio gets constantly located and has a whole harem of Italian courtesans distract this inappropriate guards, ready at any time, but none of that matters. Ezio sucked! Climbing on the walls, running around on rooftops and diving into the Venice of waterways and random pile of Hay is a safe way to work up to stinky sweat fire. The only reason the games Ezio to not call the is, as everyone in the 16th century Italy pretty bad in the first place sucked.

2. Nathan Drake (uncharted)
Yes, it's Drake always true, still manages to capture its share of women. It helps, after that the man has so many large heists are loaded. As another game character traipsing about in European sewer systems, there is no way that he fresh and/or clean although smell is. I can understand, Drake's lifestyle, but also Indiana Jones had time at the beginning of each of his films up to wash. I think the fact that Drake bags is still so many women testimony how well is he looking.

1. Mario (Super Mario Bros)
It might otherwise have ended? Mario Mario obviously stinks. First of all, he's a plumber. Have you ever met a plumber clean-smelling? No You are up to their elbows in your poop all the time. If you further proof that Mario paint with his smell, here a rapid-fire list thin could the why Mario stinks Mushroom Kingdom until the:
-Er has worn the same clothes for over 20 years.
-Er assume Dungeon stinky in a cave outside in the heat and Sun, to underwater, filled with reptiles.
-Er has received it countless times not yet with the Princess despite rescue
-The sheer amount of sporting activities alone would the man with a stink without shower, mushroom, give or superstar could possibly wipe.

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