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Yep, I'm reusing my preview from E3. And no, I don't really care what you think. I had the chance to play Saints Row The Third for six hours, so I'll make a few touch-ups here and there. But my preview was awesome, and now it will just be more awesome. Much like what Saints Row The Third is to Saints Row 2—more ridiculousness, more irreverence, and more fun.

So if you answered "Saints Row" to that opening question, then congratulations, you just won. If you answered "Gay Tony", do not pass Go, do not collect $200. Okay, fine, we'll give you the money, as long as you spend it on a long, rubbery, purple dildo called The Penetrator so you can whack grandmothers on the street. What can I say? They love it in the face. All over. Until it's red. Or blue, depending on the position.

How dare you, Nick?! That's disgusting, sir. Terribly offensive. Crude. Unprofessional.

Oh, yeah? Well, then read this boring-ass Wikipedia article for the game. Otherwise, shut up and bend over, missy. It's going to be a rough night. (Teabagging is for pussies.)

Just when you think Saints Row couldn't be more crass and over the top, Saints Row: The Third blows... if you don't know why I'm letting this sentence dangle, here's a dead hooker. Some people say that the series is just a rip-off of Grand Theft Auto, but that's the fucking point. In fact, it's really the bold-faced truth. Don't lie and say that you play GTA for the heartwarming story when you spend half the time shooting cops and ignoring phone calls from your cousin and your girlfriend. Saints Row: The Third knows what you really want: To Kick Them In The Nuts.

I could follow the rules of a preview and methodically anatomize the game's components on its updated graphics modeling, more furious third-person shooting system, GPS with green arrows in the air that show you where to turn, clearer mission objectives, and menu system which is now a smartphone, but that wouldn't serve Saints Row: The Third any justice. I could mention that the Third Street Saints have left their territory in Stilwater from Saints Row 2 due to a failed bank heist and are now recuperating in the Chicago-inspired city of Steelport to get revenge on the Belgian Phillipe Loren (well played, Belgium, but GR saw you coming), who had taken over Stilwater's banks and bribed the Stilwater police force.

But since all you probably got from that last paragraph was "blah, blah, blah", here's a bulleted list of only a few of the things you can do in Saints Row: The Third (if you don't like bulleted lists, recall the part about bending over):

- Leap into the air onto a slut, grab her head between your thighs, slam her into the pavement, and walk away like a boss

- Refuse to open the door to a car, press the "awesome button", and jump into the driver's seat through the window

- Sign an autograph by a fangirl of the Saints, while you're robbing a bank on the third floor (anything for the fans, right?!)

- Earn extra cash and respect, which are now essentially experience points, by doing Side Activities that have you blow up the city with a tank, fire missiles at cars from a helicopter, ram yourself into oncoming traffic for insurance fraud, and headshot furries in a time-trialed gauntlet in Professor Genki's Ethical Reality Climax game show

- Play the entire game cooperatively with a fellow Saints Row homie online or via System Link

- Customize your character so that it looks like the Silver Surfer with a Pornstache, a zombie voice-over, one white glove, and a Thriller taunt

- Dress up in a furry cat suit and stab a Luchador with a samurai sword because you can

- Find a gang of fifteen super-sized, shotgun-toting mercs in a parking lot, and instead of being an idiot by facing them head-on, call in an everyday, normal-sized SA-3 airstrike

- Fly the laser-mounted V.T.A.L. jet and fire missiles at the world

- Suck up to six pedestrians into Professor Genki's Man-Cannon vehicle and shoot them, yourself, and your co-op buddies into the air to songs of patriotism

- Suck yourself into Horde Whored mode and slice gimps and giant women wearing only bras and panties

- Or if none of that sounds like fun... do shit

Perhaps the only thing you can't do is throw a jart - that's a fart in a jar - that would have made its victims vomit uncontrollably. Apparently, that's the line at Volition. A scary, scary line. A line I call "DLC, please!"

Saints Row: The Third will put a stick in all of our asses on November 15, 2011 for Xbox 360, PS3, and PC. Don't worry, though. We'll learn to like it.

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There are two things that to a classic game with (still) a hardcore fan base as Street Fighter III third strikecan be: porting or update. Both approaches are valid, but also if he wants to achieve a balance between the two developers are always naysayers, who either believe "The game is why fix it not broken so?" or "The game is old and deserves an update now!" As I rest critics me to see innovation and rewarding games intelligent creative risks like PAC-man Championship Edition and with more relevant, Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix.

But as I like so much, to a complete calibration and have seen a new coat of paint for third strike, is the Online Edition acceptable, adds the easy online features one (no duh) and some additional unlockable graphics. However its strength is due to the smooth, solid gameplay, the connected third strike and not by their new-fangled decorations.

In other words, Online Edition all functions of the third strike , that remind us why it's a critic. The oddity of 20 characters is its roster not to be denied, with only four of the original series of Street Fighter II (Ryu, Ken, Chun-Li and Akuma), wrapped in a story about preventing a two-colour, Thong equipped, glowing Fabio wannabe, its name with the respiratory system of a fish shares of conquered the world. However, equally undeniably, is rapid and silky combat system with specials, supers, EX moves, breaks and Parry system, which alone prevents spam projectile and heavily tilts the game to the player.

Online functions, add the power of the Xbox 360 and PS3 is only useful. (This player despite the occasional hiccups in connections and some glitches such as invisible sprites, and one to display shutdown rate of 492 million percent must the loneliest person in the world...), online games work well when they happen. Through the involvement of supporters created GGPO system that eliminates virtually online delay for inputs must players generally don't lose due to slow server provide. Of course, expect you not to hop online and win, because there are many experienced players; in fact, only you expect until it becomes deaf to lose.

Another "problem", the discussion is the feeling, the hardcore fighting games for casual gamers not dumbed down should - be a respectable and proper attitude. At the same time but there is nothing wrong with the learning curve for beginners, especially for a such technical plant as third strike. Online edition adds a study mode essentially identical with Street Fighter IV, except that there are only five combinations for each character and you are a strong order players as, if you can lead the third attempt for any character. Stretched the test progress as well as adding helped a preview feature for any attempt that would have the timing and spacing, to analyze, players of all levels who improve their game.

Fortunately, the achievement system is at least in-game rewards for the effort. Specific thresholds, such as Parry, throwing projectiles or end with a super way to reach players Vault points earned a certain amount of time. Much like in the gallery in Marvel vs. Capcom 2, this can be used to develop new works of art and the original title for the menu system, and the characters "to enable, and by that I mean as soon as possible to replace the new title." It is understandable that some players not, rap or hip-hop like, but it makes little sense to replace rap or hip-hop tracks crummier.

But really, not much has changed. This is probably in the hardcore player will complain on Chun-Li and Yun dominate EVO Championships, but the same players played 1999 have third strike since its inception in the year. This love/hate relationship has lasted for more than the most marriages. Still will not, that the desire for a patch or HD graphics under the digital carpet. When the camera zooms while a particularly powerful super way as Ryu, Shin at the beginning, the Pixelations be so outrageous as the camera in King of fighters XII zooms. Even with the smooth or sharp filter on not Frag the sprites too much better than the 2004-PS2 Connector for third strike in the Street Fighter Anniversary Collection.

And that's the problem: offline, I prefer dust from my PS2 and pop anniversary. Not only it has additional options of the locked-down dip switches in the online Edition, but there are separate volume controls for music and sound effects for some reason do not have Online Edition .

In particular as part of promotion with PSN to play Street Fighter III: third strike online is a solid deal for $15 or 1200 MSP, only for his namesake-online mode, if it is more or less redundant for those that already have a version of third strike. Capcom has update more than a decade third strike, so the fact that Online Edition , hands down, the final port of the game is something disappointing. Still is third strike among the best, if not the best title in the Street Fighter series, it is more than tempting, Online Editionerror aside and just appreciate Capcom for port of the title on modern consoles. They have to do it, but they did it in any case for us. I can increase my beginning.

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WIMBLEDON, UK-another offer for their first Grand Slam title tracks leading Caroline Wozniacki only an unforced error in defeated Virginie Razzano was 6-1, 6-3 Friday in the third move Wimbledon.

The 20-year-old Dane was downing the French 96th rank at the top of their game in 66 minutes in the sunny conditions on Court 2 at the all England Club.

Wozniacki, who extended her career record against Razzano to 5-0, took command of the game from the outset and was never in trouble.

Razzano saved, three match points at 5-2 down in the second set and another in the next game before Wozniacki hit a service winner in the corner to close the game.

"I was pretty well today and... dictated many of the points," she said. "I was happy about the game."

Wozniacki who is Jarmila Gajdošová, reached the fourth round at Wimbledon the past two years but it never has to quarter-finals. Despite its no. 1 ranking, has never been a big title she won at the 2009 US Open lost to Kim Clijsters in her only Grand Slam final.

Wozniacki leads the tour this year with five titles, but lost in the third round at the French open, to expand their drought in the majors. It is guaranteed to keep no. 1 ranking on at least until August.

The 28-year-old Razzano, playing in her 10th Wimbledon had 20 winners, seven more than Wozniacki, but also 14 unforced errors. It was Stephane Vidal her second Grand Slam tournament since the death in May of their coach and fiancé from a brain tumor.

"It's unfortunate what happened Virginie," said Wozniacki. "The only, what, the we can do is go and support them and questions whether she needs something." "On the course that you want to fight and win, but off the Court everyone is."

In other games Friday, defending champion Rafael Nadal designed, on court 1 with five times world champion Venus Williams and Maria Sharapova play. On Centre Court, Andy Murray was face Ivan Ljubicic in the late game.

The biggest surprise of the tournament came on Thursday as French Open champion, the Li Na in three was eliminated by Sabine Lisicki, a German wild card sets 62. ranked.

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If you answered "Saints Row", then congratulations, you just won. If you answered "Gay Tony", pass you don't go, you collect $ 200. okay, well, we give you the money, as long as she you on a long, rubbery, purple dildo, spend so you grandmothers on the street can whack. What can I say? You love it in the face. Everywhere. Until it is red. Or blue, depending on the position.

How dare you, Nick? Who is Sir disgusting. Terribly offensive. Crude oil. Unprofessional.

Oh, yeah? Well, then they read Boring-ass Wikipedia article for the game. Otherwise, you closed and bend over you, Missy. It will be a rough night. (Teabagging is for pussies.)

 

Just when you think Saints Row could be not more blatant and over the top Saints row: the third blows... If you don't know why I this sentence let'm, here is a dead Hooker. Some people say that the series is just a rip-off of Grand Theft Auto, but that's the fucking point. In fact, it is the fat really truth. No lies you and say that you are playing GTA for the heart-warming story, if you shoot the time half of bulls and ignore calls from your cousin and girlfriend spend. Saints row: the third white, what you really want: to the kick all of you in the nuts.

I could follow the rules of the preview and methodically dissected the game components on his updated graphics modeling, physics system, third-person shooting mechanics, mission objectives, and additional background history, but are used, that would not Saints row: the third justice. I could be that the third road have left Saints to their territory in Stilwater of Saints Row 2 due to a failed bank robbery and are this now in the Chicago inspired the town of Steelport, to get revenge on the Belgian Philippe Loren, (well played, Belgium, but GR saw you coming) the Stilwater of banks incorporated and the Stilwater name bribed police.

But since all you probably have that the last sentence "Blah, blah, Blah", here is a list of just some of the things, you can in Saints row: the third (if you remember not like bulleted lists, the part about bend over):

Jump in the air on a slut, grab your head between your thighs, slam her out in the sidewalk and walk away like a boss

-You, the door to a car and directly in the driver's seat by the window refuse

-Unterzeichnen you an autograph of fan girl of the Saints, while you are robbing a bank in the third floor (all for the fans, right?)

-Setzen on a few Apoco fists and punch a sad homeless in a happy cloud of blood and guts

-Verkleiden in furry cat-suit and Rod Luchador with a Samurai sword because you can

Find it a band of fifteen super-sized, shotgun-toting Mercs on a parking lot and instead of being an idiot by frontal face, call you an everyday, normal sized SA-3-airstrike

-Den laser mounted V.T.A.L Jet fly and fire missiles in the world

-Saugen it up to six pedestrians in the car man cannon and shoot it yourself and your co-op friends into the air to the songs of patriotism

Perhaps the only thing a Jart-a fart in a jar - throw that uncontrollable vomiting would have been its victims, you can not do. It is apparently the line on the volition. One scary, scary line. I will call a line DLC, please.

Saints row: the third become a stick in all our ass on November 15, 2011 for Xbox 360, PS3 and PC. Do not worry you, but. We learn to like it.

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If you answered "Saints Row", then congratulations, you just won. If you answered "Gay Tony", pass you don't go, you collect $ 200. okay, well, we give you the money, as long as she you on a long, rubbery, purple dildo, spend so you grandmothers on the street can whack. What can I say? You love it in the face. Everywhere. Until it is red. Or blue, depending on the position.

How dare you, Nick? Who is Sir disgusting. Terribly offensive. Crude oil. Unprofessional.

Oh, yeah? Well, then they read Boring-ass Wikipedia article for the game. Otherwise, you closed and bend over you, Missy. It will be a rough night. (Teabagging is for pussies.)

 

Just when you think Saints Row could be not more blatant and over the top Saints row: the third blows... If you don't know why I this sentence let'm, here is a dead Hooker. Some people say that the series is just a rip-off of Grand Theft Auto, but that's the fucking point. In fact, it is the fat really truth. No lies you and say that you are playing GTA for the heart-warming story, if you shoot the time half of bulls and ignore calls from your cousin and girlfriend spend. Saints row: the third white, what you really want: to the kick all of you in the nuts.

I could follow the rules of the preview and methodically dissected the game components on his updated graphics modeling, physics system, third-person shooting mechanics, mission objectives, and additional background history, but are used, that would not Saints row: the third justice. I could be that the third road have left Saints to their territory in Stilwater of Saints Row 2 due to a failed bank robbery and are this now in the Chicago inspired the town of Steelport, to get revenge on the Belgian Philippe Loren, (well played, Belgium, but GR saw you coming) the Stilwater of banks incorporated and the Stilwater name bribed police.

But since all you probably have that the last sentence "Blah, blah, Blah", here is a list of just some of the things, you can in Saints row: the third (if you remember not like bulleted lists, the part about bend over):

Jump in the air on a slut, grab your head between your thighs, slam her out in the sidewalk and walk away like a boss

-You, the door to a car and directly in the driver's seat by the window refuse

-Unterzeichnen you an autograph of fan girl of the Saints, while you are robbing a bank in the third floor (all for the fans, right?)

-Setzen on a few Apoco fists and punch a sad homeless in a happy cloud of blood and guts

-Verkleiden in furry cat-suit and Rod Luchador with a Samurai sword because you can

Find it a band of fifteen super-sized, shotgun-toting Mercs on a parking lot and instead of being an idiot by frontal face, call you an everyday, normal sized SA-3-airstrike

-Den laser mounted V.T.A.L Jet fly and fire missiles in the world

-Saugen it up to six pedestrians in the car man cannon and shoot it yourself and your co-op friends into the air to the songs of patriotism

Perhaps the only thing a Jart-a fart in a jar - throw that uncontrollable vomiting would have been its victims, you can not do. It is apparently the line on the volition. One scary, scary line. I will call a line DLC, please.

Saints row: the third become a stick in all our ass on November 15, 2011 for Xbox 360, PS3 and PC. Do not worry you, but. We learn to like it.

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